Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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cow dung thrown from bridge

throw stones from a bridge is out. "In" is out now, to throw cow dung of bridges, at least in the winning country. That happened on Easter Monday at Wilnsdorf / winner country. Two 14 and 15-year-old girls from a bridge onto a car threw a bag filled with cow dung. The driver immediately led by the brakes and watched the two perpetrators.
Now my question is: Why and how to fill actually cow dung in plastic bags ...?
(Source: Westfalenpost photo: Wikimedia (Dohduhdah) )

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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No traffic on the highway ...

(From our guest author Torben)
what happened at this year's Easter Sunday on a highway in Norway. However, this statement is not motorized, but coined more on the interpersonal as a police patrol near Oslo, a 123 km / h, with a speed limit of 100 in wavy lines moving car struck, in which two people were. However, both were not - as usual - on separate seats, but copulating in the driver's seat.
"When the two strips officers pursued the car, they discovered that a woman the lap of the man was sitting, and both are violently agitated. "
The consequence was that the officials after the couple about one kilometer stopped chase. The 28-year-old driver was then taken directly from the driver's license because of dangerous driving and his 21-year-old companion was allowed to continue driving. However, on separate seats. And as it looks at the young couple with the other succession planning is not known.
(Source: Spiegel Online photo: Wikimedia (de okin) )

Thursday, April 9, 2009

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Only One Way ..

That one usually through turnstiles nur in eine Richtung gehen kann, weiß man doch.... Nur wann lernt man das? Na klar, mit drei Jahren.

"in einem unbeaufsichtigten Moment auf dem Gartenschau-Gelände [...] testete er das Drehkreuz am Ausgang zur Bushaltestelle „Neumühle“. Hierdurch geriet er nach außen und kam nicht mehr hinein…"
Eine Passantin rief die Polizei, die den Jungen seinen Großeltern übergab. Die haben ihm dann bestimmt nochmal genau erklärt wofür diese Drehkreuze sind.


(Quelle: Polizeidirektion Kaiserslautern , Foto: Wikimedia (AlMare) )




Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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to laugh going into the forest ...

'll, you know, some people will laugh in the basement, but how about for once with a different place where you can really (apparently ;-)) is undisturbed: the forest. Actually, one thing that I would sometimes like to switch off and maybe read a good book.
A man in a forest near Neustadt / Wstr. well done, but probably (his wetlands may therefore have been net ^ ^) with a funny book. A passer-by found it not at all witty, informed the police and stated that since

"[...], 3 hours, a man sitting in a vehicle and [...] would scream. "


The agreed even the rescue helicopter arrived at the police even been there.
was the turn of the man who wanted to be undisturbed, not funny. He stated:

"He would enjoy the tranquility of the forest and read a funny book, so he had to repeatedly laugh."


(Source: Police Neustadt )