Monday, June 29, 2009

Mature Woman Wearing A Girdle

Durch dicke Hose aufgeflogen

shoplifters have many points on the body on which they could hide little stolen property, a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of liquor usually still fit very well in the pocket or under their clothes.
Only some point reached the limit of discretion:
In Leipzig struck a 39-year-old shoplifter because of his "fat pants". In reviewing was through the store detective determined that the thief a frozen calf hip, 21 € worth had stuck in his pants ... A small consolation for the shoplifter was caught: his own "pork" he was allowed to keep :-)
(Source: Rhein-Zeitung / IMAGE / dpa; Thanks to Anne for pointing)

Japanese Wedding Invitation Cards

welder Annette Schavan for more research to market

"It is good practice to weld together excellent researchers from the beginning with business experts to good ideas to bring to market." (Annette Schavan, cited by BMBF press release 162/2009, 26.6.2009).
This welding technique is sure to lead to finally popped the "research with an entrepreneurial spirit" (ibid.) in the new countries better. Even more efficient would be to the business experts to weld directly to the researchers. This is based, "researchers to motivate early, their study results on specific products or services through" (ibid.). At slightly extended and enriched economically motivated, one could then second phase with the "virtual laboratory for innovation" (Innolab) save. If that takes too long, you could temporarily researchers welding at least a compass with market orientation and a pair of scissors in the head - of course without violating their freedom and the principles of fundamental research, but as everyone says probably readily visible and rapidly and indiscriminately consent erheischenden pulse, "the separation between market-driven industrial research and intelligence-driven public research to overcome" (ibid.).

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Registration Of Proshow Gold

Filmreif? (4) "Evolution"

All the film "Evolution " can not know, skip this section
:-) Have ye not actually asked where actors in the film Get The excessive amount of shampoo to combat the aliens? Whether you did it like in this press release Olpe police: A 22-year-old

should an der Kasse eines Supermarktes seinen Rucksack öffnen. Dort fand die Kassiererin 29 Shampoo-Flaschen. Der Ladendieb flüchtete, wurde aber später von der Polizei in der Nähe gestellt. Ob der Ladendieb wirklich einen "Außergewöhnlichen Haarpflegebedarf" hat (Zitat aus der Pressemitteilung) oder einfach nur Aliens bekämpfen will ist nicht bekannt.
(Quelle: Kreispolizeibehörde Olpe )

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Selection Of Objects With Repetition

Und heute spielen wir Atomkraftwerk...

Einen Großeinsatz der Polizei und Feuerwehr lösten am Montag zwei sechsjährige Jungs aus, weil sie "in den Nachmittagsstunden "Atomkraftwerk" gespielt" haben.
"Dazu hatten sie Gehäuseteile a computer equipped with a shield on which the warning signs of radioactivity was located. "
The two guys were just back home ... only when she wanted to return to their place was this already cordoned off a wide area. A passerby, the police alerted
(Source: District Police Warendorf ( message 1 , message 2 ); symbol Photo: Cary Bass) : Wikimedia (user). was

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Reindeer And Sleigh Wedding Cake

Klaust du mir was mit?

A different shoplifter arrested recently in Mainz . The 17-year-old went with six T-shirts in the dressing room, but came only with two T-shirts again. This was noticed by the store detective and the young Dieb wurde darauf angesprochen. Bei der späteren Durchsuchung fand die hinzugerufen Polizei die vier T-Shirts:
"Bei seiner Durchsuchung wurden außerdem ein Teleskopschlagstock, ein Messer, sieben Euro in Bargeld und ein „Bestellzettel“ (vier Ed-Hardy T-Shirts, Größe L bis XL, eine G-Star-Hose und ein weiteres Kleidungsstück) gefunden."
Diesmal konnte der Ladendieb "leider" nichts von seiner Tour seinen Freunden mitbringen.
(Quelle: Polizeidirektion Mainz ; Symbol-Foto: selbst erstellt)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Can You Use A Blade Sever As A Normal Computer

Filmreif? (3) "Die Ritter der Kokosnuß"

Im Film "Die Ritter der Kokosnuß" (Original-Titel: " Monty Python and the Holy Grail ") is treated in a satirical manner, the search of King Arthur for the Holy Grail. In the movie, the knights come upon a cave of the" killer rabbit "is guarded. This defeat them with the" Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ".. the film made in 1974
This is the" Holy Hand Grenade "can provide 35 years later still an uproar sure no one would have thought:
The British newspaper" Telegraph "reports of a police operation in which employees of the local water works in London on a street maintenance work discovered a hand grenade, which was under the cover of a fire hydrant. It was called the police evacuated a neighboring pub and the bomb disposal team from advancing. Only after the "grenade" was analyzed for half an hour, they realized that this is only a copy of the props from the film, which can be bought for 14 British pounds (about 16 €) on eBay.
business in the area, including the pub owners complained about the police because they have taken so long to realize there is no danger.
let's hope that the British police in the future no longer holds for movie props and real example, not every car as a robot in "Transformers " keeps
:-) (Source: Telegraph.co.uk ; found via schneier.com )

Monday, June 1, 2009

Why Is Gravity An Inverse Square Law

Da steht ein Pferd auf’m Flur – Oder im Garten!

In Koblenz meldete ein Anwohner, dass in seinem Garten vier Pferde stehen würden.
"Die eingesetzten Beamten fanden sogar noch ein Fünftes, das der Anrufer vorher noch gar nicht gesehen hatte."
Die Polizei ermittelte, dass die fünf Pferde von einer naheliegenden Koppel stammten und benachrichtigen den Eigentümer, der die Pferde noch nicht vermisst hatte.
(Quelle: Polizeidirektion Koblenz ; Symbolfoto: Wikimedia (User: EwigLernender) )