the word into the correct context, one must of course deliver a situation to explain it. You mean in this case: Ahrensburg. Actually a normal appearance, the audience broke Moscht is, the bands are more than comfortable and the fridge is permanently filled with liquid bread.
Like an evening will be topped?
Well, with the help of a newly minted singles who is looking for a wife.
In this case, our guitarist Jan-Peter (name changed from note).
The fascinating thing about him is the incredibly enviable ability to seduce females within seconds, so all they would do to him - the unintentionally funny thing: he does not notice. make
make the situation a little clearer to outsiders, a simple comparison
"Hunting" in two acts.
Act 1: the game
The ruler of the jungle, a strong lion creeps, smooth through the undergrowth. His huge paws with razor sharp claws leave a trail silently through the thicket that would be a warning every living being.
His eyes are narrow slits now looking for a suitable environment concentrates the victims. Each animal has a chance against this killer machine failed .
on a small clearing, grazing a beautiful gazelle. The hunter creeps silently closer to his object of desire. The magnificent mane blowing proudly through the breeding Hitze und der Geruch von Sieg zieht dem Räuber in die Nase, nur noch einen Bruchteil einer Sekunde hat er Zeit, sonst schöpft sein Opfer verdacht und die Arbeit war umsonst.
Akt 2: der Angriff
Die Gazelle räkelt ihren Prachtkörper immer noch nichts ahnend in der heißen Sonne und ahnt nichts von ihrem Schicksal – da bewegen sich kaum erkennbar bereits die Blätter neben ihr.
Jetzt geht alles ganz schnell: der Jäger schiesst aus seinem Versteck, blitzende Reisszähne funkeln im Licht, ein Hühne prescht aus dem Busch!
Aber was ist das?! Wieso trägt der Löwe eine Posaune around with them? He also wears Adidas sandals. What's going on? He begins to "Paint it Black" by the Stones horns to mourn, and laughs like a hyena! When trying to install
hooked a somersault in this bizarre point he was in the train of the instrument and rattles back into the thicket from which he had come.
The gazelle looks shocked and confused in the direction of becoming more and more quietly removed the riot.
you decide because of this experience first drink something.
applause!
Based on Jan-Peter it looks so that it enters the room, the most violent woman locates the evening (which in this case, a buxom blonde who the bands twisted his head so badly that his neck is not from the mosques painful, but by the tits look) and her then whispers his secret formula of seduction in his ear, so that him in the arm is and on top with reveals how many men at the same time she drives it the most, what their favorite position and what their inputs are taboo.
What now follows with the symbol of the trumpet is that it creates Jan-Peter, allocating several drinks instead of body fluids on it and then with irrelevant Zeug voll labert, sodass die Gazelle beschließt den Abend lieber mit unserer Sängerin im Bett zu verbringen.
Jan-Peter ist aber nicht enttäuscht, dafür sind die Frauen hier in zu hoher Zahl vertreten.
Das Spiel wiederholt sich jetzt vier bis fünf Mal, wobei er nicht einmal vor einer Dame halt macht, die sich auf den Schultern ihres bulligen Freundes befindet, bis sich endlich eine Willige findet, die sicht nicht einmal von einem Löwen mit einer Posaune irritieren lässt.
Nachdem er sie 30 Minuten warten lässt – „Ich geh nur schnell meine Sachen holen“ – entschwindet er mit ihr in der Weite der Nacht und kann sie hoffentlich geniessen.
Wundervöllig.
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